She has climbed her way up the corporate tree,
which makes a web coordinator look like a flea.
Earning the respect of her peers,
although getting on her wrong side remains one of their fears.

With many years experience in pest control,
so much knowledge it would make your eyes roll.
In true South African culture,
she watches over all the Rentokil sites like a vulture.

Although she doesn’t like the limelight,
so writing this poem probably wasn’t very bright.
I did it anyway, gave it a shot
whether my poem is published, or not.

As I secretly needed a link to my new bird page,
I’m forced to do this to get my small wage.
I must be clever on how I phrase this,
so go look here and say GEE WHISKERS!

Okay, enough about my silly bird page and back to our star,
Caroline, you are the best mom for Rentokil.com by far!
Out of all the sites you have in your handbag
Not a single one is treated like a rag.

I know at times South Africa has caused you stress,
But at least with our web performance you must be slightly impressed?
You know the South African way,
Meeting challenges and achieving is how we get through our day!

On a serious note, I know we should not gloat,
but websites are what keeps a company afloat.
Everybody knows this is true,
And anyone who disagrees, has been sniffing to much bird gel glue.

Okay that’s it for me, I got my link and had my say,
hope everyone has a great day!
And if it’s not to much trouble at all,
Post this poem on your Facebook wall!

Ode To The Mom of Rentokil dot com is a post from: deBugged - The Rentokil Blog

Liprilfrast is an amazing organism, or to some a biological freak of nature, in as much as it is a cross between cimex lectularius (the bed bug) and the African Killer Bee and therein lies the deadly problem; this pest not only feeds aggressively on humans but also has the ability to fly from host to host and give a nasty sting if the host should try and resist which in turn can cause anaphylaxis in children and small mammals and lead to their rapid death.

What is even more amazing is that Liprilfrast lives in large hives and produces in its single day of life the most magnificent honey. Depending on when it has last fed a remarkable range of tastes can be produced ranging from fragrant juniper berries to the taste of a highly sweetened black pudding. As the insect only survives for one day (April 1st), then this nectar can sell for as much as 150,000 South African Rand (about £10,000) per ounce; this reflects the danger of harvesting it as up to 5 bee keepers on average die each year in their attempt to land their annual fees.

Rentokil, the Experts in Pest Control, recommend protecting yourself with a rolled up newspaper – preferably the Financial Times as pink is invisible to the Liprilfrast species.

Invasion of Liprilfrast mosquitoes is a post from: deBugged - The Rentokil Blog